word up to my nizzles and bizzles. *chuckle*. at the top of the screen there is an add to "win a free IPOD" all you do is click on the flea with your mouse which has been converted to a giant pair of tweezers. when i got it, it pops and is a nasty bloody mess. *cracking up*
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
happy st. patricks day
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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